Pregnancy is a rollercoaster of emotions, cravings, and hilarious surprises. Between morning sickness, baby kicks, and wild food combos, moms-to-be deserve a reason to laugh. That’s why this collection of pregnancy jokes is here — to bring a smile through every trimester.
Whether you’re expecting your first child or adding another to the crew, these clean and relatable jokes will make your journey lighter and brighter. So grab a snack (or two), settle in, and get ready to giggle your way through pregnancy!
Funny Pregnancy Jokes for Moms-to-Be 👶
Every pregnancy comes with funny little moments — from strange cravings to hilarious mood swings. Here are some light jokes every expecting mom will relate to!
- Why did the pregnant woman bring a ladder to bed? She wanted to reach new cravings!
- Pregnancy brain: when you forget what you forgot but still cry about it.
- What’s a pregnant woman’s favorite game? Hide and seek with her feet.
- Why did the pregnant woman cross the road? Because the pickle shop was on the other side.
- What’s the best part of pregnancy? Unlimited snacks and naps!
- What’s a baby’s favorite music genre before birth? Womb Bass.
- Why do pregnant people never play poker? Too many tells.
- What did one belly say to the other? “You’re really growing on me!”
- How do you know a pregnant woman is hungry? She’s breathing.
- What’s the motto of pregnancy? “Eat now, ask cravings later.”
- Why did the mom-to-be carry an umbrella? To weather mood swings.
- What’s the hardest part of pregnancy yoga? Getting up afterward!
First Trimester Humor 🤢
The first trimester brings tiredness, surprises, and endless naps. Laugh through the chaos with these jokes about those early days!
- Morning sickness should be renamed “All-Day Surprise.”
- Cravings are just the baby placing an order.
- Pregnancy test: the only exam you hope turns positive!
- “I’m not glowing, I’m just sweaty and confused.”
- My wardrobe is now 50% stretchy and 50% wishful thinking.
- “I sneezed and needed a nap.”
- The first trimester diet: whatever stays down wins.
- “My jeans broke up with me today. It’s not me, it’s belly.”
- If you’re tired, hungry, or cranky, congratulations—you’re doing it right!
- “My hormones said sorry after making me cry at a cat commercial.”
- “Pregnancy announcement? More like nap announcement.”
- “They say it’s a miracle. My husband says it’s mood swings.”
Second Trimester Giggles 🍕
Things get easier in the second trimester—well, mostly! Here’s a laugh for that “glowing” middle stretch.
- “I feel great—except for everything.”
- Ultrasound day: when the baby finally photobombs your heart.
- “I craved tacos and my baby kicked in agreement.”
- Maternity clothes: fashion meets survival.
- “Is it weird I talk to my bump like it’s my roommate?”
- “My baby moves more at midnight than I do at the gym.”
- “My pregnancy app says the baby is the size of a mango. I just ate one—awkward.”
- “I don’t need a glow; I need a nap.”
- “My partner says I’m radiant. I say I’m radioactive.”
- “Stretch marks are just mom tattoos.”
- “I don’t walk, I waddle with confidence.”
- “The baby kicked! Probably because I mentioned salad.”
Third Trimester Laughs 🍼
You’re almost there! Between waddling and waiting, laughter helps keep things light.
- “If I drop something, it’s gone forever.”
- “Every time I roll over, it’s a team effort.”
- “Someone please invent a remote-controlled belly.”
- “My feet are social distancing from me.”
- “The baby’s dance party starts at 2 AM.”
- “My bump has its own zip code.”
- “I’m not nesting, I’m organizing chaos.”
- “Walking feels like a waddleathon.”
- “Pregnancy glow = sweat and survival.”
- “Is it possible to nap while standing?”
- “I’ve forgotten what my ankles look like.”
- “Every question now starts with, ‘When are you due?’”
Partner Pregnancy Jokes 💑
Pregnancy is teamwork — and partners have their own share of funny fails!
- “My husband said we’re pregnant. Cute, but only one of us can’t see our feet.”
- “He said, ‘We’re craving pizza.’ No, sir, YOU’RE buying pizza.”
- “My partner Googled ‘how to survive pregnancy hormones.’ Brave.”
- “He said he’s tired. I’m growing a human!”
- “My spouse says I’m glowing. I think it’s the refrigerator light.”
- “He said ‘you’re huge!’—and lived to tell the tale.”
- “When I said ‘baby shower,’ he brought an umbrella.”
- “He talks to the bump like it’s Alexa.”
- “His sympathy cravings are stronger than mine.”
- “I asked for foot rubs, not baby name debates.”
- “He’s reading a dad book. I’m reading snack menus.”
- “Our teamwork motto: you time contractions, I eat chips.”
Baby Name Jokes 🧸
Choosing a baby name is no small task—it’s comedy gold!
- “Let’s name the baby WiFi—strong and always connected.”
- “I suggested Pickle; he didn’t laugh.”
- “Why are all baby name books 400 pages of disagreement?”
- “My baby will have a name before it’s born… hopefully.”
- “Can’t name the baby yet, still arguing between Luna and Lunch.”
- “Every name reminds my partner of an ex.”
- “We might just let the baby decide.”
- “Naming a baby is harder than choosing a Netflix show.”
- “My mom has name suggestions daily. None are usable.”
- “I said we should name it after my cravings—Nacho!”
- “He said ‘No food names.’ I said ‘Challenge accepted.’”
- “Maybe we’ll just call them Baby until college.”
Funny Doctor Visit Moments 🩺
Doctor visits can be full of surprises, laughs, and a few awkward moments!
- “The nurse said ‘relax.’ I laughed for ten minutes.”
- “Ultrasound gel: the world’s coldest surprise.”
- “My blood pressure rose after stepping on the scale.”
- “Baby heartbeat sounds like a mini drum solo.”
- “Doctor: ‘Any questions?’ Me: ‘When can I eat again?’”
- “They said it’s a routine check-up. There’s nothing routine about it!”
- “Doctor’s face when I asked if cravings count as vitamins—priceless.”
- “I sneezed during an ultrasound. The baby clapped.”
- “The nurse said ‘You’re glowing!’ I said ‘That’s sweat.’”
- “Baby’s position: upside-down, like my sleep schedule.”
- “I asked if mood swings are contagious.”
- “Doctor said rest. I heard snacks.”
Delivery Day Jokes 🚼
Labor might be intense—but laughter makes it memorable!
- “My birth plan: survive and snack.”
- “Contraction timing is like defusing a bomb.”
- “I said ‘epidural’ louder than my wedding vows.”
- “The baby’s ETA is TBD.”
- “Hospital gown: business in the front, panic in the back.”
- “I said I’m ready. The baby said, ‘Hold my bottle.’”
- “Labor pains make you discover new vocabulary.”
- “The doctor said push—I said I’ve been pushing snacks for months.”
- “They said ‘breathe.’ I said, ‘You first!’”
- “Birth playlist: heavy breathing and screaming.”
- “It’s not delivery—it’s destiny!”
- “Welcome to the world, baby. Now let’s nap.”
🌸 Conclusion
Pregnancy isn’t just about doctor visits, baby kicks, and late-night snacks—it’s about joy, humor, and love. These pregnancy jokes remind us that even in the middle of swollen feet and endless cravings, laughter truly keeps spirits high.
So, share these jokes with your friends, partners, and fellow moms-to-be. Smile through every trimester, giggle during every craving, and remember: humor is the heartbeat of motherhood. 💖